The Stuporwoman Files: Observations of an Overworked, Overwhelmed, Overjoyed Working Mother Monica L. Lewis

ISBN: 9780595344154

Published: March 3rd 2005

Paperback

140 pages


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The Stuporwoman Files: Observations of an Overworked, Overwhelmed, Overjoyed Working Mother  by  Monica L. Lewis

The Stuporwoman Files: Observations of an Overworked, Overwhelmed, Overjoyed Working Mother by Monica L. Lewis
March 3rd 2005 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, talking book, mp3, ZIP | 140 pages | ISBN: 9780595344154 | 7.14 Mb

Newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page. On knowing youre too old to have aMoreNewspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page.

On knowing youre too old to have a baby: You know youre too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence. On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, Id even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet. On helping your child with math homework: Im hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window. On Santa Claus: If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag.

On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: If food were human, Id be considered a slumlord.



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