You’re welcome Apple.
Why? Because my grandpa has come up with a new slogan for your MacBook Pros. This afternoon we were having a laptop show-and-tell. I encouraged him to touch the laptop because I enjoy touching things. I naturally assumed I got this quirk from him. As he slid his hand over the top of it, he said, “I’ve never felt anything so smooth, and I used to change YOUR diapers!”
I can only assume that my bottom was once the smoothest thing he’s ever touched. Unfortunately the MacBook Pro has bumped me out of first place.
So there you go. MacBook Pros: Smoother than Jenn’s baby-bottom.
It’s great to be home 
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You should send that one in to Apple’s marketing department. I could see the Mac Vs. PC guys going back and forth. “Oh ya! Well the MacBook Pro is smoother than Jenn’s baby-bottom!” Funny post.
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Jenn Reply:
December 29th, 2009 at 10:12 am
I’m sure Steve Jobs would send me a check right away
Thanks for the comment Matt!
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I can imagine your grandfather has be touches the smoothest things every, “Ooo! Pretty!”
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Jenn Reply:
December 29th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Were you drunk when you left this comment?
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phampants Reply:
December 29th, 2009 at 10:16 am
But I always say that! (that and “Ooo! Shiny!”)
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I’ve seen worse taglines!
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That is just all kinds of cute. If Steve Jobs doesn’t send you a check, it will be a show of poor judgment.
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freeandflawed Reply:
December 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Right?! I support Apple and give them tons of free advertising. I even put up with the shitty AT&T service so I can use Apple’s phone. Jobs owes me!
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grandpa’s say the darndest things…i miss mine.
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Apple definitely needs to pay you for that piece of awesomeness. HILARIOUS!
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This makes me want to go pet my sister’s Mac.
(My little Dell is sleek and shiny too though.)
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Great post
My Grandfather had a stock of shocking comments stored up too. I miss him loads.
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