Jun
22
What I learned this weekend:
#1 When you eat, you’re just a vacuum with nipples (You can thank Deven Green for that gem.)
#2 Twenty-something d-bags enjoy saying “tits” way too much.
#3 I really don’t like the word “tits.”
#4 McDonald’s has no sense of what temperature outside. I pulled up to the drive through and was greeted with “Welcome to McDonald’s, would you like to try our hot chocolate?” What is it about 80-degree temps and 70% humidity that makes you think I’d enjoy a hot chocolate? Can throats sweat? Let’s find out!
#5 I should apply sunscreen on both sides of my body before laying down. I will forget my backside. The backside will burn.
#6 I look hot with a burnt neck. Burnt cleavage is still the most uncomfortable feeling ever.
#7 Weezer has been and will always be my summer album of choice. It just feels right.
#8 Chicago has segway gangs.
#9 I still can’t apply aloe to my back.
#10 I am not looking forward to planning my own wedding. The family had a mini meeting today about my aunt’s wedding and my brain hurts.
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they sound hardcore.
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By Matt on 06.22.09 9:23 am | Permalink
I just learned that the people at McDonalds record that offer early in the morning and then just push a ‘play’ button so they don’t have to repeat it for every order. Maybe it was colder in the morning?
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By Taylor on 06.22.09 10:09 am | Permalink
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By Britt on 06.22.09 10:38 am | Permalink
Taylor – So I’m guessing you’re a part of the sunburn kids club, too? Recording it makes sense, but it’s been obnoxiously hot and humid here. They must not have been paying attention.
Britt – They may as well have offered me a cup of fire.
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By Jenn on 06.22.09 10:41 am | Permalink
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By Peter on 06.22.09 11:15 am | Permalink
Wait – maybe that’s not good.
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By Ben on 06.22.09 11:43 am | Permalink
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By The Northerner on 06.22.09 12:39 pm | Permalink
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By Ari on 06.22.09 4:10 pm | Permalink
Do throats sweat, haha.
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By cozzie laura on 06.22.09 5:35 pm | Permalink
I wonder why I never really burn, is it because I’m an Asian?
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By Andhari on 06.23.09 1:34 am | Permalink
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