How is Bromance a real show??
Urban Dictionary defines Bromance as the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. What’s so complicated about it?
Brody Jenner’s new reality TV show Bromance premiered last night and I was the sad sap who watched it. On a mission to prove that this show is his excuse to bump uglies with other dudes, I watched the rerun this morning.
So Brody is looking for a new best friend because Spencer ditched him for Heidi. Boo hoo. When you’re done wiping your tears with hundreds, call me. What does this say about his other friends? Are they not good enough to be considered bffs? What dude actually calls his bud a bff?
Moving along. Brody has his two good-but-not-good-enough-to-be-called-best-friends sneak attack these guys in the middle of the night. They’re brought to Brody’s casa in which they all sit around in boxers, except for one guy who happens to sleep in the buff.
Yeah…not gay at all Brody*.
But just in case you weren’t convinced, the elimination ceremony takes place in a hot tub. I’ll give you a sec to let that sink in.
A hot tub. There’s like ten guys hanging out in a hot tub. Of ALL the places to hold this ceremony Brody, why the hot tub?
I’m convinced this is all a cover up and Brody is really trying to find his bachelor. In which case the title actually suits the show. And if the show is not about finding the peanut butter to his jelly, why is this on TV? With everyone and their mother getting a reality TV show, I think it’s about time I get my own. I’ll call it Jennsome. Part Jenn. Part awesome. The plot? Who needs one!?
*For the record I completely support Brody in his quest for love. This is not an anti-gay post. So before you comment calling me a homophone or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days, I’m not. You love who you love. I 100% support that.
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Oh. My. Gah. I totally agree with you! I was douped into watching Bromance myself…and yeah, Brody was definitely looking for Man-Candy! It’s sad ALMOST to the point of being funny.
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I think we’re still feeling the ugly aftereffects of the whole metrosexual craze.
barf.
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I’m fully convinced that this show is only worthy of being watched on mute. because brody himself is a pretty pretty dude but i can’t fathom the conversational skills of a bunch of deebags who are desperate enough to go on this show are much higher than five year olds.
I wonder which show is worse…this one or the Paris Hilton’s bff show…wow. MTV has officially stooped to a new low.
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If Paris Hilton can do it, then it’s no surprised Brody Jenner can do it.
Anyway, this is all just a ploy so that we can never escape the death trap that is The Hills. I wouldn’t be surprised if Audrina is the next one to have her own show, where she just repeats everything Justin Bobby says in question form, and then stares blankly as her spray tan and hair dye continue to kill off brain cells. I smell an Emmy! Or at least, an MTV People’s Choice Award.
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we’ll probably get that show in South Africa in 2012. But it sounds gay. Not in the homosexual sense of the word, but in the totally insulting sense of the word.
They really will make a TV show out of any old shit, wont they?
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fine, i will call vh1 and tell them to cancel “Jenn-mance” a romance show where you help Voodoo and Seven find non incestuous love.
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Is it sad that I actually think that brody would be a good friend?
I need a life.
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I’m in pain that this is a real show.
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I didn’t watch it, but you TOTALLY make it sound gay!
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now i wish i had cable
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Thanks Jenn. I totally had no interest in this show until you said they bromance it up in a hot tub.
I hope it is on tomorrow so we can get drunk and watch it.
Best idea ever.
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I’m still the girl who sits there and goes…
“Wait, is that a tv show? or is it kind of real?”
Don’t know who they are, all I know is they all slept with one another, and dated someone’s sister or best friend and then left with someone else.
But this show makes me laugh.
I’m guilty of the sleaze though – Going to be watching Rock of Love 3 religiously come January 4th.
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Well one bright spot can come from this show. It will make an excellent drinking game. Whenever something remotely homosexual happens, drink. Bam! Best drinking game ever.
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i definitely skipped this one last night and i don’t know if i can bring myself to even begin to watch it. it just sounds ridiculous. your recap is about all i need of it, haha.
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jenn i literally just watched the rerun of this show. and i already know it is going to be my guilty pleasure. it is just so hard to not look at him longingly.
it is kinda awkward to see frankie get jealous though.
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I was shocked that this was a show too. It’s just…unreal. Brody is a d-bag and these guys competing for him are too.
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You are forgetting this his old best friend was Spencer. Doesn’t that answer all of your questions right there?
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hahahha, thats funny because I actually meant to watch that to see if Brody is really gay..
damn.
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You should ditch Bromance in favor of Momma’s Boys. No contest, Momma’s Boys by far much trashier and more entertaining. It’s a trainwreck and I’m hooked.
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Brody Jenner bothers me so much on so many levels. I commend you for being able to watch a scene or two.
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