It’s like, the more you give yourself to do, Jennifer, the more time you’re given to do it.
BIG LOVE,
The Universe
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Dear Universe,
How could you send this after the nice post I wrote about you this week? I’d expect this bullshiz from the stars, but not from you. If I had enough time to do everything I had scheduled, do you think I’d be canceling plans with dear friends? Nooooo…
Sincerely,
J
P.S. You’re a liar.






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Universe is quite the liar. It told me that it would call me the next day….I feel so used sometimes
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I signed up after your post and so far the Universe has been cryptic. I’m hanging in there, but Universe, are you listening? Cut the crap with all of us!
Vanessas last blog post..Morgan Talks
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I think the Universe is just out to get me!
Dans last blog post..Friday and Loonies
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The universe sucks sometimes. Especially when it’s in cahoots with the universITY.
Phils last blog post..A first for ATP: A post involving boobs.
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I also signed up and I got the EXACT same message from the Universe.
Hiopes last blog post..Awkward
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I got that same message last week and I had to raise my eyebrows and think, “Oh really now?” FALSE UNIVERSE, FALSE.
Arielles last blog post..It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN!
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I guess everyone tells lies now and again. Even the universe!
Sara Janes last blog post..Q&A Part 4: Life in Queen City
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I got that same one and cursed at my computer because yes, that’s just a blatant damn lie.
terras last blog post..And I didn’t even get to spend seven minutes in heaven
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HAHA, nice PS there.
Matts last blog post..there is no crying in football.
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