Hey Sarah Palin

by freeandflawed on October 2, 2008

Many thanks go to my mom for sharing this video gem with me. Many more thanks go to MC Howie and Julie K for performing this.

Hey There Sarah

Lyrics:

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
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Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

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{ 29 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Arielle October 2, 2008 at 5:19 pm

That is beyond wonderful. I’ll be humming it to myself during the debate tonight.

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2 deutlich October 2, 2008 at 5:24 pm

That? Is the BEST thing ever.

I HATE the original but this remake was freakin’ awesome.

And.. I totally sang along.

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3 well-intentioned heartbreaker October 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm

hah, and many thanks to you for sharing that with us.

fantastic.

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4 Maxie October 2, 2008 at 5:27 pm

This is literally the coolest thing I’ve EVER seen.

I will be singing this tomorrow at work. LOL

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5 mandy October 2, 2008 at 5:49 pm

This was sheer genius! I loved it and sang along as well!

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6 Amanda October 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm

That. was. AMAZING.

Not only true, but such clever lyrics! (Who thinks to rhyme distortion with abortion? Fabulous) Thanks for sharing :)

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7 jlc October 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm

Hystericalllllllllllll. If I still kept up with my guitar I’d totally rock out with this song.

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8 thatShortChick October 2, 2008 at 6:30 pm

that is effing fantastic.

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9 Renee October 2, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Who are those people? They are mad brilliant.

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10 AshleyD October 2, 2008 at 7:48 pm

omg that is hilarious!

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11 Rachel M. October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

email this to Tina Fey!!!

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12 transienttravels October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm

that’s awesome

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13 willikat October 2, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Thank you thank you thank you for sharing a funny, awesome thing that reflects my views in an otherwise dark night.

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14 nicoleantoinette October 2, 2008 at 10:46 pm

Ha, love it.

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15 Dutchess of Kickball October 3, 2008 at 7:58 am

OMG that’s freaking awesome!

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16 Lauren October 3, 2008 at 8:37 am

PERFECT! I love it.

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17 dmb5_libra October 3, 2008 at 8:53 am

haha! that was great!

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18 Noelle October 3, 2008 at 9:33 am

Doggone it, ya made me laugh there, ya did, Jenn.

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19 LadyRock13 October 3, 2008 at 9:46 am

Rolling my eyes.

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20 Jamie October 3, 2008 at 10:18 am

ha HA HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love this.

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21 Matt October 3, 2008 at 10:42 am

Greatest thing ever.

you just made my day!

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22 Alice October 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm
23 adriana October 3, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Yep, it’s awesome.

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24 Melissa October 4, 2008 at 12:01 am

Loving it!!

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25 Rebekah October 4, 2008 at 8:25 pm

I swear, stuff like this is the best part of any election year.

This is me trying to be optimistic.

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26 Ask Alice October 5, 2008 at 10:52 pm

Love this so much!!!

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27 E.P. October 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm

So this just made my night. I love it!

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28 terra October 6, 2008 at 7:55 pm

This is awesome. Totally made my night – thank you so much for sharing!

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29 Lauren Hill June 24, 2009 at 7:53 pm

just because you can see the moon doesn’t make you an astronaut you loon. <— my favorite part. (:

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