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Many thanks go to my mom for sharing this video gem with me. Many more thanks go to MC Howie and Julie K for performing this.
Lyrics:
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
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That is beyond wonderful. I’ll be humming it to myself during the debate tonight.
By Arielle on 10.02.08 5:19 pm | Permalink
That? Is the BEST thing ever.
I HATE the original but this remake was freakin’ awesome.
And.. I totally sang along.
By deutlich on 10.02.08 5:24 pm | Permalink
hah, and many thanks to you for sharing that with us.
fantastic.
By well-intentioned heartbreaker on 10.02.08 5:25 pm | Permalink
This is literally the coolest thing I’ve EVER seen.
I will be singing this tomorrow at work. LOL
By Maxie on 10.02.08 5:27 pm | Permalink
This was sheer genius! I loved it and sang along as well!
By mandy on 10.02.08 5:49 pm | Permalink
That. was. AMAZING.
Not only true, but such clever lyrics! (Who thinks to rhyme distortion with abortion? Fabulous) Thanks for sharing
By Amanda on 10.02.08 5:51 pm | Permalink
Hystericalllllllllllll. If I still kept up with my guitar I’d totally rock out with this song.
By jlc on 10.02.08 5:57 pm | Permalink
that is effing fantastic.
By thatShortChick on 10.02.08 6:30 pm | Permalink
Who are those people? They are mad brilliant.
By Renee on 10.02.08 6:34 pm | Permalink
omg that is hilarious!
By AshleyD on 10.02.08 7:48 pm | Permalink
email this to Tina Fey!!!
By Rachel M. on 10.02.08 9:42 pm | Permalink
that’s awesome
By transienttravels on 10.02.08 9:42 pm | Permalink
Thank you thank you thank you for sharing a funny, awesome thing that reflects my views in an otherwise dark night.
By willikat on 10.02.08 10:35 pm | Permalink
Ha, love it.
By nicoleantoinette on 10.02.08 10:46 pm | Permalink
OMG that’s freaking awesome!
By Dutchess of Kickball on 10.03.08 7:58 am | Permalink
PERFECT! I love it.
By Lauren on 10.03.08 8:37 am | Permalink
haha! that was great!
By dmb5_libra on 10.03.08 8:53 am | Permalink
Doggone it, ya made me laugh there, ya did, Jenn.
By Noelle on 10.03.08 9:33 am | Permalink
Rolling my eyes.
By LadyRock13 on 10.03.08 9:46 am | Permalink
ha HA HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i love this.
By Jamie on 10.03.08 10:18 am | Permalink
Greatest thing ever.
you just made my day!
By Matt on 10.03.08 10:42 am | Permalink
HOLLA.
did you see the flow chart jess posted on twitter? http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/03/palinflow.jpg
By Alice on 10.03.08 2:04 pm | Permalink
Yep, it’s awesome.
By adriana on 10.03.08 2:52 pm | Permalink
Loving it!!
By Melissa on 10.04.08 12:01 am | Permalink
I swear, stuff like this is the best part of any election year.
This is me trying to be optimistic.
By Rebekah on 10.04.08 8:25 pm | Permalink
Love this so much!!!
By Ask Alice on 10.05.08 10:52 pm | Permalink
So this just made my night. I love it!
By E.P. on 10.05.08 11:18 pm | Permalink
This is awesome. Totally made my night - thank you so much for sharing!
By terra on 10.06.08 7:55 pm | Permalink
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