Comments on: You found me how?

By: Sobe

Sobe — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:43:47 +0000

If a girl is crying during sex then I think there are some big issues. Big. Colossal.

By: Toni-Marie

Toni-Marie — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:00:14 +0000

I got restaurant serves olive juice

By: Holly

Holly — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 10:39:43 +0000

LMAO WTF!? Those are some WEIRD search terms. I used to check mine all the time, but I don’t so much anymore, there are some things I’d just prefer not to know!

By: Fleur

Fleur — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:42:37 +0000

“Indian Forehead” is the best search that I get – and the frequency is rather stunning.

By: Princess Pointful

Princess Pointful — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:06:22 +0000

I now have google searches deactivated due to sheer neuroticism, but an old favourite is “pornstar with PhD”.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:52:02 +0000

When they search by my first/last name and Chicago, that freaks me out. I get a lot of searches about strip clubs and quitting jobs. Apparently I have a niche market.

We need to talk about google analytics, do you recommend?

By: One Wandering

One Wandering — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:07:33 +0000

To date, the most searched-for terms that bring people to my site are “large areolas,” but I also keep getting visitors with terms such as “sexy jeans dance,” “naked dress shopping,” and “canine tooth extraction bleed.” HAHAHA So random… totally makes my life seem more exciting than it is!

By: nicopolitan

nicopolitan — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:53:04 +0000

To this day, “getting kicked in the nuts” is my number one search referal. Amazing.

By: e.

e. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:29:56 +0000

so random! thanks for sharing

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:21:42 +0000

Someone needs to know how to take off a band aid? And search for information to aid this process? A search I get on a daily basis is “what does condoms look like?” Yeah, I have no idea either.