There’s a good chance I’m not wearing any pants.

by freeandflawed on July 28, 2008

Things I have learned this weekend:

- SPF 8 apparently protects better than SPF 30.
- Christian Bale’s Batman voice can give someone* nightmares.

- Burnt cleavage is quite possibly the most uncomfortable feeling ever.

- Moo-moos are making a come back (especially when one can’t wear pants/bras due to a really bad sunburn)

- Sleeping is not easy when only one part of you isn’t burnt.

- Playing Boom Blox for more than an hour can cause injury.

- Aloe only soothes directly after application. Give it five minutes and you’re back to pain.

- Twizzlers don’t make efficient straws when drinking a slushie.

- Apparently yogurt takes the sting out of a sunburn. Who knew?!

- People who hack into Facebook accounts are lame.

- X-Sport Fitness will lie to you and cost you an extra $157.

- July went by WAY too fast.

* Me.

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{ 46 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ben July 28, 2008 at 9:52 am

I am jealous of your video-gaming ways.

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2 apollocreed July 28, 2008 at 9:53 am

I want a pic of the Moo Moo.

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3 freeandflawed July 28, 2008 at 9:53 am

Ben -
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As you should be :P
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Yeah…that’s not going to happen.

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4 Maxie July 28, 2008 at 10:07 am

Oh geesh. Sunburns effin suck. And I completely agree that July went by way too fast.

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5 Dan Mega July 28, 2008 at 10:09 am

Everyone keeps saying that Bale’s ‘Batman voice’ was silly. It was his disguise. He needs to remain incognito, like me on my blog.

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6 Moardy July 28, 2008 at 10:14 am

I agree with you – Batmans’ voice was…well, wrong. I couldn’t decide if it was because it was a ‘yelling-whisper’ or the fact it sounded like he was wearing a retainer.
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Unfortunately I hear that Christian Bale also did a weird voice in American Psycho.

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7 Narm July 28, 2008 at 10:15 am

I agree on the Batman voice – I know he needed it to disguise himself – but why does he use it when it is just he and Lucious talking in the basement?
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(Yes I obviously am a nerd and have seen this movie twice)

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8 ashley.marie July 28, 2008 at 10:18 am

SERIOUSLY.
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Where did July go? Did someone steal it? Where is it hiding?
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I’m upset about this.

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9 freeandflawed July 28, 2008 at 10:26 am

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I didn’t say it was silly, just scary. Though I do have to question why he used it. Michael Keaton didn’t use a fake voice.

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10 mentalthreesixty July 28, 2008 at 10:47 am

I wasn’t a fan of his Batman voice either… but I guess he has to disguise it or whatever. However he does have a very distinct chin. How come no one recognizes the chin?… any-who, I also think that July flew by.

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11 Lexi July 28, 2008 at 10:48 am

yogurt and sunburns?! how interesting!

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12 tia July 28, 2008 at 10:49 am

How is boom blox? We’ve read good reviews about it, but haven’t met anyone who actually owns it.

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13 freeandflawed July 28, 2008 at 10:51 am

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Good point! I thought about that during the movie as well.

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14 Michael July 28, 2008 at 11:00 am

I got sunburnt last week. It sucked. I’m sorry.. :(

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15 Jamie July 28, 2008 at 11:04 am

July went by way too fast. Seriously.

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16 Alice July 28, 2008 at 11:14 am

ewwww sunburn. i’ve definitely, definitely been there, and i sympathize completely. keep up with the aloe though.. it will help reduce the amount of peeling.

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17 Rachel July 28, 2008 at 11:16 am

yeah, the Bale Batman voice? Not good….

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18 Penelope July 28, 2008 at 11:18 am

Get aloe with litocane in it. Put it in the freezer and then apply. You will be numb and it will feel awesome. :)

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19 Maria July 28, 2008 at 11:30 am

Good to know the Twizzler thing. Thanks for the sharing.

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20 amandabtv July 28, 2008 at 11:47 am

I’m feeling you with the sunburn situation. I’ve got my legs, arms, shoulders, back and cleavage covered in pain. Sleeping=no fun.

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21 Angela July 28, 2008 at 11:52 am

Oooh! New blog design!!!
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I’m with you on the sunburn thing…. Mine’s peeling now, and I can’t help but pick at it. Why’s that so addicting??

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22 Cait July 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Agreed on the aloe comment. I have a spray-on kind, and it basically only feels good as it’s being sprayed on. As soon as it dries, I’m kinda like.. wait, what was the point of that?!
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Maybe I’ll just start using yogurt, since that seems to work. :)

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23 brandy July 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Boob burn?? Ouch that’s the worst. I once had it bad and ended up going out dancing and was annoyed that every guy was staring at my boobs. I mentioned it to my friend who then reminded me my neck/arms were pale white and my boob area was lobster red. Apparently she couldn’t even stop staring. So, if the people are looking, don’t get angry. Just accept it. These are my words of wisdom regarding burnt cleavage.

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24 Holy Vataha July 28, 2008 at 12:07 pm

ugh I stilllll haven’t seen Dark Knight..
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yeaaaaaaaa burnt cleve is totes uncomf
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yea aloe doesn’t do much…i think it helps moisturize the skin in a weird way so you don’t peel….as much….maybe?

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25 Su-Lauren July 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm

I’m enjoying reading you more and more every day!

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26 katelin July 28, 2008 at 12:32 pm

oh man sun burns are never fun, but yogurt? i would have never guessed.

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27 Annette July 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm

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3. I really want a slushie
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2. YAY BOOM BLOX!
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1. I love the new picture, where did you get it? I’ve been looking around and I can’t find one I like.

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28 Amanda July 28, 2008 at 1:17 pm

I feel like summer will be over before I ever get a chance to soak it in. Bye bye July.

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29 Amy July 28, 2008 at 1:17 pm

- i don’t wear sunscreen. i’m not out in the sun enough to make it worth it
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- i agree. although i adore christian bale, his batman voice bothered me in the beginning, but i got used to it
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- burnt anything sucks
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- i agree
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- haven’t played it, but i think it made my sister’s wrist hurt
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- twizzlers arent good slushie straws
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- yogurt – didnt know!
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- seriously. i have been enjoying no stupid comments from hacked facebook accounts, but every once in a blue moon…
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- agreed! :(

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30 Big Time Fancy July 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Pants are totally overrated.
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I am a big fan of the new layout, though. :)

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31 Ashley July 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm

This post has been brought to us by sunburns :P
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Also, July completely went by way too quickly.
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I’ve been addicted to sims as of late :x

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32 Lauren July 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm

yogurt? Who’d a thought!

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33 katie July 28, 2008 at 4:12 pm

i feel your pain with the sunburns. i burn really easily… but a little bit of advice: if you take an ibuprofen when you realize you’re burnt, but before you start feeling it, you can stop the formation of the chemicals that cause the pain.

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34 freeandflawed July 28, 2008 at 4:14 pm

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That would have been amazing to know yesterday :) I’ll keep it in mind for the future though!

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35 Phil July 28, 2008 at 8:28 pm

I once tried to use aloe vera on a burn from the stove, per some ill-informed maternal advice. I’m not sure if it was the nature of the burn, or if I’m just allergic, but the aloe vera made the burn a million times hotter. I haven’t touched the stuff since.

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36 Jessica July 28, 2008 at 9:03 pm

God I hate Tit burn, it hurts SO bad and makes staring at your chest so unsexy. I’m sorry you’re burned, but it gets better every day No fail!

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37 deeter July 28, 2008 at 10:33 pm

agreed on burnt cleavage=awful.
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38 Princess Pointful July 29, 2008 at 12:03 am

I like the new pic of you!
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Also, peeling cleavage is the worst… because it just looks like you are constantly linty. Ew.

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39 Vanessa July 29, 2008 at 12:20 am

Hope the sunburn gets better soon. I have some SPF 85 I’ll lend you for next time. Also? Can I come over and play your wii? Please?

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40 Sleepyjane July 29, 2008 at 3:36 am

I was also not digging the batman voice. Even though he “had” to do it. I’m thinking someone else could have done it better.

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41 Leetid July 29, 2008 at 3:37 am

Burnt cleavage is definitely not fun especially when you can’t sunbathe again for a few days while it heals.

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42 stylishhandwriting July 29, 2008 at 10:27 am

Yeah, the Batman voice was creepy and a little amusing. Also, burnt cleavage is never fun. It’s one of those places that’s really hard to make feel better…

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43 Julie Q July 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm

just wanted to say that i LOVE the new layout!! its lookin’ pritty pritty good

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44 amindinmotown July 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm

I didn’t read all the comments above, so forgive me if someone else said this…
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But another great thing for sunburns is cola. Yep, Coke/Pepsi/RC Cola, etc.
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If you apply it with a washcloth – by dabbing it on, of course, ’cause rubbing will be terribly painful – it takes the stinging feeling out of the sunburn. You’ll be sticky, but that part is nothing a shower and bar of soap can’t fix.
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You can thank Ocean City, MD and August 2003 for this knowledge, ha.

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45 Cheryl July 29, 2008 at 7:40 pm

I used to belong to XSport but they never cost me an extra $157 or they SO would have heard about that.

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46 nuttycow July 30, 2008 at 5:07 am

Love the new look :)

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