As a woman, I feel that I should remain loyal to my gender. Solidarity sisters! However, some women are complete idiots and I’d rather smack them with a brick than paint our toenails. Take for example the group of women who were so pissed at their fiances that they decided to break his Storm Trooper.
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Work safe, but you may want to turn down the volume so you don’t have to listen to their nonsense.
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What caused these two women to do such a thing? Their men went to Vegas and were probably gambling, drinking and sticking $1 bills between sticky boobs. WTF it’s Vegas! If you didn’t want him to go, you should have said something. (Not that it would stop him.)
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Okay, okay. I can see her point. She’s upset because he still hasn’t been able to afford an engagement ring, yet he’s off gambling. Well maybe he’s trying to win big so he can buy you a gorgeous ring! No? That’s probably unlikely.
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So why are these women idiots? For the following reasons:
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1. It’s a Storm Trooper, not a Snow Trooper.
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2. It probably cost a wee bit more than $100.
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3. They’re not toys! They’re collectibles 
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4. Do they really believe that he’s going to come home and still want to marry these women? NO! She will be out on the street quicker than she can say Darth Vader.
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Reason #5: If they think the character flaws of their boyfriends today will change when these guys become fiances and husbands, these women are ridiculously dumb. Love the guys for who they are or find someone else better suited for your expectations. Beaatches!
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Yes. Of course, spite and destruction is clearly the best way to move forward in a relationship. TAKE NOTE, LADIES. Okay, and guys who are a bit deranged too…we know you’re out there.
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I couldn’t watch it. She annoyed me too much.
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She didn’t have to say yes.
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Nilsa -
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You tell them!
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Ben –
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They do exist. See my car for reference.
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Sobe -
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Exactly. I’m sure she knew what he was like prior to the engagement.
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oh gosh I hope he kicked her ass to the cub immediately!
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I’m at work so I can’t watch the video BUT I hear what you’re saying. While I am a girl and I am proud to be one, I love things boys love much more than “girly things”…
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That’s pretty sick. I wonder what happened when he got home?
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Silly, silly girl.
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That’s really harsh… but why does this dude have money for a trip to Vegas but no ring? Ok… sorry Jenn. I am with you girl.
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OMG! Never break collectibles, stupid, stupid woman. If you didn’t want him to go to Vegas tell him you’d rather have an engagement ring but it’s fine and you’ll go to [insert name of local seedy bar here] with the girls.
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What a muppet! She makes my slapping hand itch!
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Cxx
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My dad collects toys, Stars Wars and Aliens and all that and he would probably kill my mother if she had done that hahaha
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Wow, lame. Seems like they were trying to be funny, but they aimed high and fell far, far below the mark.
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Ugh. Reminds me of my ex… Nice thing is, this video is perfect for lawyers. He could sue and get his money back and plus some for the future engagement ring of someone more worthy.
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Some of the best advice I have ever received:
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You can only bitch so much about the person *you chose* to spend your life with before you just look stupid for choosing them.
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Is the kind of guy that collects Star Wards figures really the kind of guy “looking at prostitutes” in Vegas?
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And way to film evidence of destruction of property. I’m sure THAT won’t come back to haunt you.
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This video made me a little bit ill for a few reasons. The main one was the destruction of something she obviously knew nothing about. She’s engaged! I feel like she should have had a better understanding of his collectibles. Sell it if you’re really that upset. Then you get money and the trooper survives. More annoying to me though is that someone like this was engaged at all.
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1. It\’92s a Storm Trooper, not a Snow Trooper.
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2. It probably cost a wee bit more than $100.
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3. They\’92re not toys! They\’92re collectibles
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4. Do they really believe that he\’92s going to come home and still want to marry these women? NO! She will be out on the street quicker than she can say Darth Vader.
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This is why I like you.
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Wait- they each have different fiances right? I didn’t watch the video (I can’t take idiocy this early in the morning).
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I’m thinking that if that’s how they “communicate” their feelings, they all might want to try counseling or maybe, breaking up.
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It’s quite possible he hasn’t purchased her a ring because he doesn’t actually want to marry her.
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This is totally staged.
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Still, I felt a little bad for her until they started insulting Slave Leia. That is not cool. Not cool at all.
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As far as everybody worried about them breaking a collectible? I say meh. It was a speeder bike dude. A guy from Jedi. If she was going to destroy anything, that was probably the least offensive.
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Those speeder bike guys were good at two things:crashing speeder bikes into trees and getting hit in the crotch by Ewoks.
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Oh wow. These girls are beyond dumb, and it makes me sad that men often see women like this and assume all of us are guilty of crackpot behavior like this. Snow trooper? Seriously?
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Nilsa’s right – love them for who they are, or find someone who doesn’t collect Star Wars stuff.
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I’m going to hope they were already planning on breaking it off when they decided to beat the Storm Troopers.
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If they’re so angry w/their “fiances” why do they want to marry them anyway?! SO confused.
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So very lame. I can’t even begin to start on what is wrong with them, their bad attitudes and their “acting” abilities. Agreed with everything you said.. besides, if you really wanted to get “back at him” (way to be a mature adult there! I weep for their future children, btw), sell the thing on eBay and suggest he use the money on a ring. Record the winning bid instead of your stupid self trying to “act” all tough and pissed off. Ugh. Painful.
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The deserve a storm trooper shoved up their…
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i LOVE verybadcat’s comment. so true. YOU’RE THE ONE ENGAGED TO HIM, MORON.
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i would’ve smacked a bitch.
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then destroyed her favorite pair of heels.
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and what is this madness talkin’ shit on Princess Leia?
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OMG her boyfriend is going to be PISSSSSSSSSSSSED! I’m glad I’m not her. She had a VERY bad idea. The consequences for her are going to be disastrous.
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Wow, these people really seem mature and adult enough to be in a relationship headed toward marriage…
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What happened to talking? These girls are ridiculous.
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Man. I bet she puts her makeup on while driving. Thanks ladies, thanks.
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haha wow. why would you smash it and not just sell it? these women are ridiculous, haha.
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How immature.
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I would have just sold the damn storm troopers on Ebay. This makes me weep for the future.
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wow what a bitch. i wonder if it is fake or real?
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hmm… these women have problems. If you are that unhappy that you say you should break up with your fiance and how you need a better boyfriend, well than break up with him and get one. I can only hope for the fiance’s video of his revenge. I doubt he’d take that lightly.
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Star wars collectibles are not my thing, but at least I know that they are expensive.
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Um. If you want a ring that bad, sell the Star Wars crap on eBay and buy one. But seriously, why would you want to marry someone who likes his “collectibles” more than he likes you… Really????
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WOW! Yeah, the guy would leave her. Hands down. Because, you’re right, they ARE collectibles!
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I understand her being upset, but really, that’s a stupid way of taking out your anger.
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My roommate’s sister forced her husband to get rid of his PS3 once they were married. They had to concentrate on more “grown up” things. Um, do I smell divorce?
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Girls are ridiculous sometimes.
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Hmmm, I think we should all keep our eyes on People’s Court and Judge Judy. This seems the type of thing they’d kill for.
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Umm actions speak louder than words and if he would rather spend the money in Vegas than on a ring, I don’t think much more of an answer is needed. Therefore the Storm Trooper thing is just an exercise in creating bad Karma.
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“I wish for a better boyfriend.”
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Said after ripping the Storm Trooper apart like he was a turkey wishbone after Thanksgiving.
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Um, HELLO Princess Twit! First of all, he’s your fiance. Second, if he keeps you after he gets home, he slept with the stripper.
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then break up with his ass bitch! these girls are so obnoxious…the epitome of dumb bitches
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WTF they smashed him….
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i would have came home and kicked her ass to the curb…
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and then sued her ass…
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Wow. How petty and vicious can a person get?
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I can see now why she doesn’t have a ring – I hope he kicked her out on her ass.
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Wow these bitches are f*cking crazy. First they call it wrong thing and then they don’t even think about, “hmm maybe I should dump his sorry ass” no I’ll just stay with him and complain. Women.
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If they weren’t happy with what the guys did, they should have moved their own asses out.
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