Me: I just can’t help but feel bad about it.
Mom: Is there anything I can do to make you not feel bad? Like kicking you in the face?
That’s love.
Reason #214 why my mom is awesome
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Your mom sounds like maybe she’s a little bit like my mom. So cool.
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I will now try everything in my power to be as awesome a mom as yours…..
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That made me laugh out loud
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Your Mom is awesome!
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Woot! Cool mom club!
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Are we twins seperated at birth? Does our mom magically teleport between your city and mine?
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HAHAAAAAA. what sort of situation is it where a kick to the face helps??
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Haha! Sounds like my mom.
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haha your mom really is awesome.
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hbhahahaha I think your mom and my mom are the same???
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hahahahaha, thats so sweet of her!
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If my mom ever said that to me, I would be SO THRILLED. Your mom rules.
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Blunt and simple! My mom has extensive conversations with me that basically mean the same thing (her inner psychologist speaking)…but usually it all boils down to what your mom said in one sentence
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Awww, how sweet! I wish I had a relationship with my mother like that. Where she would offer to kick me in the face.
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Hi Jenn’s mom, you are awesome!
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you’re mom rocks
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sorry, *your mom rocks
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I hate it when people get “you’re” and “your” mixed up. I can’t believe I did that.
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your mom is my hero
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That’s totally awesome!
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That is f*cking hilarious. I want to meet your mom so bad. That is real love right there.
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That cracked me the hell up.
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Did she do it?
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Hahahaha. Very funny.
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Thanks for all the love out there!!
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Haha. Your mom is great!
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And whenever I become a mom, I hope I can be half as cool.
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the awesome shines through in these darkest days
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KUNG FU MOM!
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Sometimes if you distract the pain, it does help.
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Hey, are you coming to Boston for my birthday? I’d like that. Let’s talk. Maybe Mom can send you here for my birthday. That might help
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This is great.
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hahaaa:))
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this exact recepi is often used by my dh, when I am sad he does his best to make me angry:)
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Ha, that’s awesome. Usually, when I’m talking to my mom, I just wanna kick myself in the face. It’s that fun.
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Haha that’s awesome.
My mom is SO not like that; she’d be more like, “Well don’t feel bad. I don’t understand why you feel bad, you have nothing to feel bad about,” and blahblahblah until, yes, I’d almost prefer a kick in the face.
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