…and I’m not going to tell.
Yet.
Just a few highlights from my Fourth of July:
- Found out my uncle hit a man with his car not once, not twice, but three times!
Edit: My mom mentioned I should explain the reason why he hit someone three times. My uncle saw some guy stealing a woman’s purse and ended up chasing him. The guy kept getting up so he kept hitting him. Finally the guy got away but told my uncle he already dropped the purse. Sure enough, he did drop it and the woman had all of her money.
- I am not as good at Wii bowling as I thought.
- Regardless of what underoos I wear, I will have to pick a wedgie at least four times in one evening.
- All fingers, toes and appendages are intact.
- The crazy people at the corner put on a pretty decent fireworks show.
- Kid Rock does not live here.
- Bump.*
I hope everyone had a fun and safe Fourth of July. Enjoy the weekend and tell me all about your holidays!
Note to self: Put bras away.
* Bump does not mean that I’m preggers. Silly Binary Blonde.
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Glad all the fingers and toes are in tact. I hope to be getting an e-mail from you today about other topics as well
And your uncle hit someone 3x? Wow. Like how fast was he going when the did it?
-My dad hit a guy with his car once. He loves to proudly exclaim after a scary bit of driving, “What? No worries, I’ve only hit somebody once.”
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-I’m pretty good at Wii bowling, not gonna lie. It’s my favorite of the Wii sports..:-)
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-Same, but I’m a boy..>_>
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-I have a weird phobia of finger and toe injuries, so I stay away from all things that could potentially damage them.
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-It rained in New Jersey, so there were no fireworks here..:-(
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-He doesn’t live here either (thank God!)
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-..concussion?
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Glad you had an enjoyable holiday..:-)
#1. you should explain he good cause to hit the guy, 3 times.
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#2. I think I might know something.
Well, as cruel as I think it is to declare you know things and then not tell, it’s your blog so I’ll let it go
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My mom almost hit a biker once. I think that’s the closest I’ve gotten to running anyone over.
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I’ve never played anything wii but it looks like fun!
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I’m glad you still have all fingers and toes.
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Our neighbors put on a good fireworks show as well. I watched from the safety of our kitchen.
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No Kid Rock here either, as far as I know. Maybe I should go to the waffle house and check though…
Dude, really glad to hear that Kid Rock doesn’t live there. When’re you going to tell us. . . well, it’s not every day someone claims to know something that we don’t know, and to be honest? You know it just makes me want to know that much more.
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Glad you had a good fourth! Me too because I found out how much I love to blow things up.
i know! i know! And here I am in my velvet robe. hahaha
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I’m kind of sad that Kid Rock doesn’t live there because that would be amazing. (not sure if it’s good-amazing or bad-amazing)
Nobody likes secrets, I can’t wait to hear about what it is that we don’t know.
hmmmm lots of “bump”ing going on
Alexa -
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No bumping.
Your uncle was chasing one persistent thief! Three times? Who was he, Ironman or something?
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I hope to know your secret soon!
All I can think about when you say “Bump” is “Baby Bump”.. so… can you explain so I don’t go around thinking you’re pregnant? LOL
interesting!
Haha, my bras are ALWAYS chillin in my room, out in the open!
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Glad you had a pretty good Fourth! Mine wasn’t all that bad, either.
I at least hope The Beastie Boys hang out there every now and again.
I’m so glad your uncle was being a good citizen rather than a crazy driver with a rage problem.
Ok, those were like, 5million smiley faces. Guess I didn’t do that right..
Haha… I feel so “in the know”.
Love ya, babe!
Wii Bowling is fun. Had a bash today for the first time in ages. I refuse to buy into this crap that the Wii gets you fit by playing as many Wii games as I can sitting down
wow that’s awesome - i didn’t know your uncle was Dog the BountyHunter?! Happy 4th!!
Kid Rock lives in Nashville! I saw him at our local brewers’ festival a couple of Julys ago. He was wearing overalls with no shirt. It was absolutely disgusting.
So secretive!
is kid rock SUPPOSED to live at your house?
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ooh ooh tell us tell us!
Hmm. Interesting…
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When are you letting us in on the secret?
Heehee, sorry! Guess I have “baby” on the brain! So.. what is it???
What is it, what is it?
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I’m with Binary Blonde. I’m thinking baby
Dude, I also had the worst wedgie yesterday. I think the humidity makes them more pronounced.
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Oversharing over.
Oh come on! Keeping secrets is so unfair! I know I do it all the time, but this is totally different, because this time someone is keeping the secret from me:-P
Tell us already! I can’t take the suspense. Hmph!
i love your random tidbits, they always keep me laughing.
My aunt hit me with her car. “Nudged” was the word she used.
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Thankfully alcohol was involved and the feeling of being thrown forward into my garage door by a Honda Civic wasn’t painful.
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At the time it happened anyway.
I have the same wedgie issue. Who are they making underwear for?
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