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Sneak Attack

Posted by Jenn Published in Funny things, Paint

Making Out 101:
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1. Play a video game.
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2. Invoke all of the ninja skills you learned while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, jump up and hit the maker outee with the remote.
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3. After he/she falls, the maker outer climbs on top of him/her to make out.
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4. (Optional) Repeat the following: “You WILL make out with me!” Or, “Sneak attack!”
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Please see example below:
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This can be modified for different activities, such as bowling, underwater basket-weaving and cooking.
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Thank you to Jessica for inspiring me to draw this picture.
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Coming up tomorrow: Ridiculously embarrassing adorable baby pictures of yours truly and her chubby cheeks of glory. (No chicken involved.)

Tags: Funny things, Paint

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Dutchess of Kickball said in July 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 am

Um…has this scenario happened to you recently?

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 7:33 am

Lauren -
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Only in dreams. I am much too short to hit anyone over the head.

Maxie said in July 2nd, 2008 at 7:35 am

hahahaha ridiculous. I <3 it.

Rachel said in July 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 am

I want to see someone doing it while bowling…
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“Ignore your concussion and kiss me dammit!”

nuttycow said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 am

Er… I don’t know what to say to that one F&F.
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Don’t you American girls just kiss boys without having to concuss them first?

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 am

Nuttycow -
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We do, but then I couldn’t make this post. Let’s not pop my bubble

Narm said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:20 am

Wait - which part do I use chloroform?

Dan Mega said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 am

This also allegedly works in thumbwars

Lauren said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 am

This is HILARIOUS.
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I knew my knowledge of TMNT would come in handy one day…

La Petite Belle said in July 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 am

hahahahahahaha love it.

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 am

Dan -
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Lauren -
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TMNT knowledge always comes in handy.

distracted spunk said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 am

I’m with Dan. Thumb war is a great way to go.
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I’m not sure I’ve ever tackled a boy to make out with him though.

deutlich said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:06 am

I AM SMILING SO HARD MY FACE IS GOING TO BREAK!
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And I KNOW you know why… cuz I TOTALLY know that you know that I know that we know that yes..
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that.
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Did I make any sense?
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No?
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Oops?

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 am

Distracted Spunk -
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There is a first time for everything. I highly suggest trying it during a thumb war. Let me know how it goes!
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Deutlich -
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Hahaha! I totally know that you know that I know that you all know.

Kayleigh said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 am

LOL LOL yesssssss!

e. said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:34 am

Haha. If this ever happened to me, I think I’d be super confused “Shot to the head and now we’re making out?!? What??”

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 am

E. -
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Haha! It would suck to be on the receiving end

Matt said in July 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 am

Haha, the X’s on the guy’s face in the last frame are the best part. My girlfriend and I use slightly less pain-inducing signals, when the glasses come off, it’s business time..:-)

Matt said in July 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am

Thats actually a well thought out plan.
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all I need is a Wii.
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And a girl…

Matt said in July 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am

And two Matt’s just posted comments in a row.
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That is good luck

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am

Matt #2 -
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I hope the girl is slightly easier to find than a Wii. I’m sure this will work with xbox as well.

alexa said in July 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 am

omg! yesssss, i’m with deutlich’s comment too! : )
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this is awesome.

Jamie said in July 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am

Yes and Yes and Yes.
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Sneak attack does not only apply to taking photos and everyone can learn from Chandler!

Lynn said in July 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 am

I’ve done that! Minus the beating with the remote control but definitely the video games/ninja attack.

Angela said in July 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am

I’m not sure those make-out maneuvers would be very effective…. I think getting hit over the head with a remote would make most guys pretty angry. Not to mention if it was a guy who knocked a girl over the head with a remote! YIKES! He SURE wouldn’t be gettin’ no kissing time from me!

freeandflawed said in July 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am

Angela -
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Don’t knock it til you try it