Making Out 101:
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1. Play a video game.
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2. Invoke all of the ninja skills you learned while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, jump up and hit the maker outee with the remote.
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3. After he/she falls, the maker outer climbs on top of him/her to make out.
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4. (Optional) Repeat the following: “You WILL make out with me!” Or, “Sneak attack!”
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Please see example below:
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This can be modified for different activities, such as bowling, underwater basket-weaving and cooking.
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Thank you to Jessica for inspiring me to draw this picture.
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Coming up tomorrow: Ridiculously embarrassing adorable baby pictures of yours truly and her chubby cheeks of glory. (No chicken involved.)
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Um…has this scenario happened to you recently?
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Lauren –
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Only in dreams. I am much too short to hit anyone over the head.
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hahahaha ridiculous. I <3 it.
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I want to see someone doing it while bowling…
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“Ignore your concussion and kiss me dammit!”
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Er… I don’t know what to say to that one F&F.
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Don’t you American girls just kiss boys without having to concuss them first?
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Nuttycow -
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We do, but then I couldn’t make this post. Let’s not pop my bubble
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Wait – which part do I use chloroform?
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This also allegedly works in thumbwars
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This is HILARIOUS.
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I knew my knowledge of TMNT would come in handy one day…
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hahahahahahaha love it.
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Dan –
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I’ll have to keep that in mind
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Lauren -
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TMNT knowledge always comes in handy.
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I’m with Dan. Thumb war is a great way to go.
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I’m not sure I’ve ever tackled a boy to make out with him though.
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I AM SMILING SO HARD MY FACE IS GOING TO BREAK!
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And I KNOW you know why… cuz I TOTALLY know that you know that I know that we know that yes..
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that.
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Did I make any sense?
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No?
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Oops?
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Distracted Spunk -
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There is a first time for everything. I highly suggest trying it during a thumb war. Let me know how it goes!
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Deutlich -
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Hahaha! I totally know that you know that I know that you all know.
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LOL LOL yesssssss!
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Haha. If this ever happened to me, I think I’d be super confused
“Shot to the head and now we’re making out?!? What??”
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E. -
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Haha! It would suck to be on the receiving end
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Haha, the X’s on the guy’s face in the last frame are the best part. My girlfriend and I use slightly less pain-inducing signals, when the glasses come off, it’s business time..:-)
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Thats actually a well thought out plan.
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all I need is a Wii.
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And a girl…
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And two Matt’s just posted comments in a row.
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That is good luck
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Matt #2 -
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I hope the girl is slightly easier to find than a Wii. I’m sure this will work with xbox as well.
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omg! yesssss, i’m with deutlich’s comment too! : )
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this is awesome.
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Yes and Yes and Yes.
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Sneak attack does not only apply to taking photos and everyone can learn from Chandler!
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I’ve done that! Minus the beating with the remote control but definitely the video games/ninja attack.
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I’m not sure those make-out maneuvers would be very effective…. I think getting hit over the head with a remote would make most guys pretty angry. Not to mention if it was a guy who knocked a girl over the head with a remote! YIKES! He SURE wouldn’t be gettin’ no kissing time from me!
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Angela -
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Don’t knock it til you try it
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Wow, I’ve never tried that method! If this is not a good reason to start playing video games…I don’t know what is.
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Hehehe! Very nice!
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Love your blog! I’ll be back.
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hahaha i heart you. seriously, you are awesome.
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Are those Wii’s still all sold out?
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Damn.
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I thought the Wii would attract the girls…
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Katelin -
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I <3 you.
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Matt #2 -
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The Wii probably will attract the ladies. Unfortunately, the ladies had the same idea and now they’re all sold out.
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ooooh baby pics! can’t wait!!
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finally, all of those years dedicated to turtle power can be put to good use!
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Love this!
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Classic, I love it!
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Man. Today I am actually sad I have a Mac because I miss out on so much Paint goodness.
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Oh the geekyness… Absolutely Fantastic!
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So outrageous and geeky at the same time! What more could a girl ask for?
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This is amazing! If anyone ever said “Sneak Attack!” and went in for the make out, I’d be laughing so hard, but would definitely comply.
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Did this happen to you recently, hmm?
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haha, I think a lot guys would like this. It’s kind of like a game within a game.
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HaHa this is freaking hilarious! Awesome drawing!
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