I’ve just discovered some new Secret Single Behavior of mine.
Flipping between the Cubs game and a horrible sequel (Speed 2 to be exact) while cooling off my cleavage by wedging a bottle of water between the boobalies.
My mother will be so proud.
The fact that I even got the urge to share this on the Internet doesn’t amaze me at all.









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Ha, you crack me up! Gotta stay cool and caught up on everything, yo!
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Boobalies? Awesome word. I’m borrowing that. That sounds like a great night. Can’t wait to see what you do when the humidity sinks in.
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Boobalies?
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Best new word ever.
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Hahahaha – just consider yourself lucky to be able to do that!
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haha. this is something I’ve never tried…
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Haha. I’ve never tried that before, but I definitely can say I have stored things in between mine for safekeeping… Weird.
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I’m sure I’d be doing the same thing if I had boobalies. I just love that word.
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haha, Nothing to hide at all! Think you’ll be starting a new trend with that?
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If a beer of mine is too cold to drink, I’ll stick it in my cleavage to warm it up just a bit.
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Oh COME ON. How is it that cleavage is so useful in so many ways and I have none??
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OMG. I do this too. Glad to find a fellow freak in the blogosphere… We’re not alone!
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When I’m blowdrying my hair (or any other time I’m hot) I take one of those frozen pop ices in the plastic wrapper and stick it somewhere in my bra. Like ice, without the melty.
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I’ve never lodged a water bottle in there but I’ve definitely held it there to cool down. They get hot, yo! That’s a good idea though. Though I might take Alicia’s advice and stick a Flavr-ice down there. I conveniently have some in my freezer.
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boobalies!
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best. word. ever.
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love!
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Thanks for this awesome idea!
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Ben is right.
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haha, love it.
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and speed 2, so awful. but i still watch it when it’s on tv
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Hahahah! That’s really funny!
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That’s so funny! and boobalies?? best word ever!
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only one day late in commenting and already everyone’s been raving about the boobalies! well, good to know i’m not the only one who snorted embarrassingly loud while reading it.
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gaddam, i love the internet!
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Don’t know if “proud” would be my word of choice…..although I am utterly amazed that your word of the day was such a hit!
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And one learns a new thing about women. Today was a good day
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That water bottle thing is a great idea! I’m totally doing it.
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I’m jealous that I don’t have enough boobalies to do that!!! LOL
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Wow. . . I’ve never even thought about doing that. Must try.
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