If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5 and Rihanna makes me want to lick the radio.
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Yeeeaaaah….not really happy about this sunburn anymore.
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Drinking orange juice with pulp makes me feel like I’m drinking orange juice with sperm. Ew.
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I smell like burning.
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I’m obviously red. Why do people ask if I got too much sun? No, I got a little marker happy this weekend and decided to color my shoulders red.
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Why is “Lollipop” by Lil Wayne playing on our office radio? It doesn’t seem very appropriate.
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Okay seriously. Stop telling me to wear sunscreen. You’re not my mom and I did. I used it often. I’m just lucky enough to have skin that defies sunscreen and burns anyway.
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::licks radio::
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Is anyone else sick of “Bleeding Love?” It’s on way too much. I think the radio is mocking me and my relationship mucky-muck.
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It would be nice to spend one summer without having ridiculous tan lines.
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I really like this picture haha!
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Ask me where Djibouti is! Do it! (In my pants! – thank you Jen Lancaster)
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I love that Jen Lancaster joke!
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Me too! It makes me giggle uncontrollably
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I love pulp. Sunburns not as much.
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I am SO SICK of hearing Lollipop already! Sometimes, I switch to another station just to AVOID listening to it, and it is on that station too!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW to the OJ comment
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also? I loathe pulpy OJ. blah.
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and yes, I’m over Bleeding Love. I want it to cease and desist.
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Alas, I do still enjoy that damn song by Lil’ Wayne.. NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THE DAY!
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Uhm.. and if you tan naked there wouldn’t be tan lines? right? oh.. but that’s sort’ve illegal isn’t it?
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eh. . . n/m.
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That picture makes me smile!
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I love that song too – they sound great together!!
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i am in love with that song, but since i listen to country radio most of the time i’m not sick of it yet
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have you heard her song “better in time”? you should listen to it. it’ll totally make you feel good.
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I laughed out loud on the train with that Jen Lancaster nonsense. Haha I love her.
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And I think you should start telling people you went marker happy this weekend, and that’s why you’re red. See what they say then.
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Djibouti is in Djibouti! I remember that from a Coke (or maybe it was Dr. Pepper) commercial.
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And I really just laughed-out-loud when you said orange juice with pulp makes you think you’re drinking orange juice with sperm. HA!
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Wow. There’s a reason not to drink orange juice with pulp in it that I hadn’t thought of before!
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Great song,thanks for sharing. Pulp is nasty. take care everyone =)
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i like that picture too! this past weekend my cousin was peeling from a trip to mexico. she has a dress on at a family wedding and people kept coming up to her asking, “do you know you are peeling?”. i think after the 15th person she was going to punch someone. ha
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I completely agree about pulp *shudders*
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And I just started reading “Bitter is the New Black” since every blog I read has discussed her in the last two weeks. I apparently need to get caught up.
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oooh im wicked sick of hearing bleeding love! as much as i like the song, i dont need to hear it EVERY other minute on every single station. blah to that.
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hope your burn gets better!
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I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT BLEEDING LOVE! it’s like, enough. stop torturing me.
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i have a slight burn on my cheeks…it kinda feels good
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i’m rocking a red sunburn as well! So much for golden tan skin.. bring on the peeling
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I need to hear the Maroon 5 version with Rihanna!
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Someone needs to buy you this shirt:
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http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/the_sun_is_trying_to_kill_me.html#bigdesign
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My friend bought it for her fiance when he got hired at a gaming company… Awesome.
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I pretty much agree with this entire post! I’m sunburned, I want to lick the radio, no one should have anything to do with lollipops at work, I hate it when people make stupid comments about my sunburn, and I’m also sick of Bleeding Love.
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i’m so out of the loop! i don’t know this bleeding love song! i’ll go check it out after this so i can feel appropriately incensed if it comes on the radio.
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sorry about the burn. i get both (the burns, and then the comments about how I Look Like I Got Some Sun!) as well. both are irritating.
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uh, ok, so i just youtubed “bleeding love” and i TOTALLY know it. i just didn’t know it was called that. also: am over it as well.
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just letting you know I got your card today!
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I also just youtubed “bleeding love” out of curiosity and am also over it.
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Wow! No wonder I always prefered the pulp orange juice to pulp free.
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Just kidding, I do not like sperm in my mouth.
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Hate OJ with pulp, and totally want to hump that song. The end.
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I just read that Djibouti thing in Such a Pretty Fat today! She is hilarious.
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I think I will never again be able to drink orange juice with pulp. So yeah, thanks…
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I love that you licked the radio. Might have to try that sometime. I never thought of orange juice with pulp like that, but that is a close comparison
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god i love that lollipop song….(hangs head in shame).
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and your orange juice comment literally made me shiver!
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if i hear that bleeding love song again i’m going to take an oozy into the Mix 101.9 studio and go to town. amen to that sentiment!
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Pulp licks.
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Interesting thoughts! Ewww to the orange juice!!!
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but seriously she got burned really bad on sun. and then layed outside all day again on mon. and I’m worried about her!
I yelled at my roommate yesterday for her sun burn
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I think I still like Bleeding Love but I don’t really listen to the radio sooo I’m sure I’d be sick of it by now if I did!
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As one stupidtanlinedperson to another…it never ends!
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Ha! I’ve been talking about sunscreen a LOT lately.
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I have a problem with OJ pulp too. Your comment cracked me up.
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I LOVE my first sunburn of the year, and I generally do wear sunscreen despite it. I’m really pale. People don’t understand though that when you’re this pale straight from autumn to spring a little color is welcomed! Even if it means pain for two whole weeks! I don’t let myself burn all through summer (don’t want the cancer) but a couple red days are a-ok with me.
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Thanks for the grad congrats! oh & I agree about pulp… don’t like chunky stuff in my juice.
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I really like OJ with pulp. But I will now forever think I am drinking sperm in my OJ. Ha.
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I only drink OJ when it’s cold out.
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Fact.
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I love that lollipop is playing @ work. So fabulously inappropriate.
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I wore sunscreen this weekend, too… and I’m still an unfortunate shade of crimson.
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That Maroon 5 song is awesome, didn’t know they’d done a duet with Rihanna but just checked it out there. Lucky Rihanna getting to feel up Adam Levine, mmmm. I’m not really getting sunburnt anymore since I’ve been on two holidays abroad in the past couple of months and already been burnt more than my fair share. Think my skin is used to it now, thank god!
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My skin did the whole defying sunscreen thing a few weeks ago, and I’m still paying for it. I hope yours feels better sooner. :/
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Also, yuck on the OJ thought. I’m now going to think about that whenever I drink OJ.
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I hate Bleeding Love. To the point of I hear that (or her new fracking song) one more time, I’ll stab my eardrums out with a pencil.
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