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Last night Jamie and I went to Barnes and Nobles for the release of Jen Lancster’s new book, “Such a Pretty Fat.” Jen Lancaster was there for a reading and to sign books. I’ve only been to one reading before and it was a small intimate affair. This. Was nothing like that. There were soooooo many women there. I think even Jen was blown away.
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Wait, before I get to the rest of the story, let me tell you that Lincoln Park has something against me parking there. Why can I never find a spot? I actually had to pay $10 to park by the bookstore. I think that’s ridiculous. Lincoln Park better get with it! Moving on…
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Jen came out followed by her husband, Fletch, who does not look anything like I imagined. She was wearing a very cute black and white polka dot dress. She read a chapter about her experience with yoga and shopping while on Ambien. She speaks just like she writes, or writes just like she speaks. She was very entertaining and engaging. I didn’t mind that I was surrounded by more than 100 women who would gladly smash me just to get her autograph.
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After the reading and Q&A session we all lined up for her autograph. I think we spent at least an hour if not more in line. How did we entertain ourselves you ask? By reading the most random books. Did you know there is a book out there called “Big Black Penis?” I could not make this up. There is also a book with a lime green cover and the word “Slut!” slapped on it. It’s pretty obnoxious. What section were we in? Women’s Studies! Ridiculous.
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Finally it was our turn. I did a little happy dance as I shimmied my way up to her table. “Hi, I’m Jenn, the “Googler.” She laughed and signed my book “The Google Stalker.” Jamie asked if she’d be going to BlogHer this year and sadly she will not be. But! On the bright side, her and one of my other favorite authors, Stephanie Klein, will be at Printer’s Row on June 7th. Who will be there? Me of course! And my trusty sidekick, The Justifier, a.k.a. Jamie.
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I love that Jen is a blogger turned book author. She definitely doesn’t let the success go to her head. When asked what’s changed since her books have come out she responded, “I get more mail now.” She’s also working on two more books. Yay!! If you haven’t read any of her books, I strongly recommend you do. They’re pretty easy reads and a lot of fun.
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When I got home, I noticed I had a package waiting for me. Aw yay I like packages. A very sweet blogger sent me some breakup books and a chocolate frog/prince. It was very sweet and I can’t wait to get started on the books. Thank you muchly Kristen!!
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Pay It Forward winners, don’t worry! I haven’t forgot. I ordered some things online and I’m waiting for them to get here so I can mail out your packages.
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By Arielle on 05.07.08 7:53 am | Permalink
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You should read The Fuck Up. Crazy title, but it’s actually pretty good.
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By Dutchess of Kickball on 05.07.08 7:58 am | Permalink
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By Renee on 05.07.08 11:50 am | Permalink
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It is moving.
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Literally!
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By batspit on 05.07.08 2:37 pm | Permalink
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i’ve never been to a signing… i’m thinking i should try this some time..
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By Alice on 05.07.08 2:43 pm | Permalink
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and btw i love book signings. it’s so fun to meet an author after reading the words they have written and the characters they have thought up!
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By Working Girl Two on 05.07.08 4:23 pm | Permalink
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By Michelle & the City on 05.07.08 5:53 pm | Permalink
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Maxie–get them, get one, just read!
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By Vanessa on 05.07.08 11:38 pm | Permalink
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By JessNYC on 05.08.08 9:47 am | Permalink
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Seriously, I used to work there. Unless something’s drastically changed, nobody cares.
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