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- Why do I still have hair? I have been cursed with thin hair (thanks mom). I shed a lot. I dry my hair over a garbage can. When I run my hand through my hair I more times than not find hair in my hand. My hair cannot grow as quickly as it falls out. How do I still have hair? I will be bald by 30.
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- More times than not. Does that make sense? More times than none? Eh?
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- An almost sincere apology: I’m trying my best to bottle up the bitter along with the crazy. However, I cannot promise that I will not say “eww” when I read about my love-struck blog friends and their happy relationships. Know that deep down I am happy for you and am wishing you the best. On the outside, however, I am probably throwing up a little bit….or calling your SO’s face stupid. Sorry. Comes with the break-up package.
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- A giant tub of chocolate ice cream was put out at work today for everyone to share. Note to self: Don’t let someone who thinks you are too skinny serve you. My bowl was filled to the brim with ice cream and mini M&Ms. Ugh. Death.
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- Another note to self: Stop eating M&Ms.
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- Why are plane tickets so expensive? All I want is a roundtrip ticket to Orlando WITHOUT a layover in Atlanta. Is that TOO much to ask?!
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- I’m going to the gym after work today. I’m going to strut in there like I’m super huge. I’m going to walk up to the biggest no-neck guy in there and flex my tiny girl biceps in the mirror next to him as I imitate him. I’m pretty sure he’ll leave feeling intimidated.
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- Ugh, pants. Don’t want.
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- I’ve noticed some people getting my blog name wrong. It’s okay. But just for the record, you know, in case it comes up in a game of Trivial Pursuit, it’s Free and Flawed and you are flawed if you are not free.
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- What’s up?
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- Wrongcards make me giggle.
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- David Cook, I don’t like your face. I’m sorry.
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- I wonder if there’s something I can use to strap myself to the treadmill, that way I can sleep while walking without flying off of the damn thing.
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- Is it damn thing or damned thing?
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Have you had the dark chocolate m & m’s?
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Hello, delish.
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Feel free to make fun of my relationship- I’d do the same thing, especially when I get pathetically sappy. And plane tickets! Ah, I know! I’ve been waiting patiently for the Ding on my Southwest account to let me know that tickets for Denver are cheap. Which doesn’t seem to be happening. Ever. I hate gas prices- supposedly it’s the gas prices that are raising all plane fares at least 15%. At least. Ugh.
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Yeah I have no idea how we regenerate hair as fast as it falls out. I’ve contemplated this myself.
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Send the M&M’s my way, no seriously.
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Currently thinking, I can’t wait to hang out this weekend. Bring you books and music because I love you.
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Will refrain from relationship talk so you don’t puke on your keyboard.
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I’ve been eating M&Ms all day. No wonder I am chubs.
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I will not be offended if you curse each and every mention of the boy in my blog. You have every reason to hate men right now so you go for it. And I mean that sincerely. A girl needs to be angsty! I know!
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I think it’s damned thing. But what do I know? Apparently not a damned thing about that.
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I always call your blog “You are flawed if you are not free.” Should I be calling it “Free and Flawed”?
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Sorry about being one of the relationshippy people. But as my blog post from last night illustrates, even people who have generally happy relationships (or metaphysical relationships like me) can have a lot of other problems and go through mad bouts of unhappiness with little to no provocation.
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i think hair shedding is a 20something perk!
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Supposedly, everyone looses about 100 hairs a day and you go through heavier shedding periods every 7 years. That is one of the many useless facts that crowds my brain on a regular basis.
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Plane ticket prices absolutely suck. :/ And going through ATL? It’s not too terrible, but I’ve found that everytime I have flown into Orlando, I go through there.
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Also, I shed a lot, too. We should start a club…
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david cook gives me a weird feeling. kinda like he’s an arrogant bastard. and i have the same hair problem, i use lots of conditioner and it helps. pantene pro v restorative for sure.
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I shed a lot too, apparently its normal? That is what I hear anyway.
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I agree with you about Cooks face
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I wish I had some M&M’s
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Go without pants
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I am gonna check out wrongcards now
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Pffff.
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Pants. Who needs em?
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I always thought it was more often than not, which makes marginally more sense.
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I can assure hair shedding doesn’t stop when you hit 30 either!
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I don’t like M&M’s, and i don’t know who David Cook is, does that make me weird?
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I’m just off to check I’ve got your name right on my blog roll.
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Ooh i know who he is now…and i agree (weird)
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Ooh i know who he is now…and i agree (weird looking boy)
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lovely randomness.
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Sizzle -
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I don’t like dark chocolate. I know. I’m shocked, too.
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Sandy -
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Oh I wouldn’t make fun of your relationship or be unnecessarily rude. No worries
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Dutchess -
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Tis a mystery!
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Katelin -
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I will not share! Okay I will…
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Jamie -
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Haha no puking on keyboards allowed. I <3 yo face Jamie!
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Renee -
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Aw thanks!
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Cheryl -
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I learn something new every day!
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Angela -
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As I told you last night, don’t be sorry for being a relationshipy person. I’m happy you’re happy! And I <3 you!
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Julie -
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I want to keep my hair!
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Hmm…I wonder if I could count how many strands I’m losing. How do we lose so much every day but still have so much on our heads?!
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Going through ATL isn’t bad really. But since Mr. Iceland is there…I just don’t want to be there cause I’d be tempted to cab it to his place.
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Hmm…I need new conditioner.
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I’ll give you M&Ms
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I will!
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You’re not weird about not knowing David Cook, but I will admit not liking M&Ms is a bit odd.
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Thank you.
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i think the SAME THING about my hair. it’s so thin! and i have so little of it! and so much comes out when i brush! it seems like a losing battle.
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I’m sorry.
But I haven’t gotten to be this happy in… well, probably ever. I won’t be offended if you don’t read or comment.
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i was the EXACT SAME WAY after my break up last year. i would read sappy love posts and x out of them halfway thru. i felt bad, but i couldn’t handle. sometimes i still don’t read really gooey engagement and/or wedding planning posts. doesn’t mean i don’t care, i just can’t deal with hearing about ANOTHER wedding that isn’t mine!
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Is it because of David Cooks HUGE forehead? Because that certainly freaks me out.
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