I’m taking a shower, showing off my vocal skills like the rock star I am, completely oblivious to what I’m doing.
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I get out, wrap my hair in a towel and dry myself off. I unwrap my hair and as soon as I pull a brush through it i ask myself out loud, “Did I wash my hair? If so, did I rinse out the conditioner?”
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I grabbed my hair to feel for any sliminess. Okay, no conditioner. Does that mean I didn’t wash it? Well I wasn’t about to hop back in and do it. No encore for me this afternoon folks!
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I dried it and smelled it. Survey says? It smells good! This leads me to believe that I did in fact wash my hair.
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Next time, a little less singing, a little more paying attention. I’m lucky I didn’t attempt to shave.
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* That’s not my real shower curtain. I’d panic every time I opened my eyes in the shower or walked into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
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I would totally pee my pants everytime I used that bathroom, but it’s sort of amusing in the same breath.
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I bet you would’ve ended up leaving the shower with one shaven leg, and one not-so-shaven. Not that I’ve done that myself, or anything!
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Just this week I turned off the shower, and then realized I’d forgotten to rinse the conditioner out of my hair. Not good.
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Haha, I’ve seen that shower curtain before and I laughed pretty hard!
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I forget every once in awhile about the conditioner I may/may not have rinsed out. I always remember if I used shampoo and rinsed it out, but for some reason, it’s the CONDITIONER that I forget if I rinsed. I think it’s because I DID forget one time, and woke up in the morning with still-damp, greasy-feeling hair.
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Alyndabear -
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I do that even when I am paying attention. I always seem to miss a strip on one leg.
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Erin -
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Yeah I bet that’s not pleasant.
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Angela -
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That greasy feeling creeps me out.
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Haha. I’ve definitely done that, too. And I always end up having one strip of hair on one or both legs that I missed while shaving.
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Also, I’m really glad that’s not your shower curtain.
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Stylish -
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How is it so easy to miss?! I’ll never get it.
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You’re definitely not the only one, though my answer to the Did I remember to …? questions are usually no.
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I’ve done that as well. I thought I was the only one.
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LOL LOL this happens to me more often than I’d like to admit
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Oh man, my mom totally had that shower curtain for a while. Pretty funny.
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Found your blog through Chicagobloggers. Fun stuff!
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