Why is the top of the muffin the best part?
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I’m eating a blueberry muffin while wearing a white shirt. Rebel much?
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Why do I smell bacon? Or maybe it’s an Egg McMuffin….
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Gosh I’m hungry.
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I think Google should hire me.
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I get to write Geek News later today. Hooray!
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Seriously, is that bacon?
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I’d like to dye my hair. Should I go a dark auburn (not gothy) or a dark brown? Decisions.
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My sternocleidomastoid hurts.
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I should mail someone a dollar if they know where that muscle is and why it’s called that. Okay maybe $2.
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I should have bought two muffins.
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Tune in later for an actual post! My brain is raining with excitement!
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Seriously Google…think about this: Jenn Beese VP of all things Geek. Hey, GeekSugar, don’t think I’m excluding you. I’d be willing to bring my geekiness over there as well.
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Why isn’t my “Geek” category showing up in the tag cloud below?! Wtf? A true geek would be able to figure this out ::hangs head in shame::
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I used to dye my hair dark auburn all the time. LOVED it!!! I only went back to my natural color because I had forgotten what my natural color looked like…
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The sternocleidomastoid is called that because it’s a muscle that runs through three different areas…the sternum, the clavicle and the mastoid process. It goes from your neck to right behind your ear.
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My mom is an antomy teacher…and I’m somewhat of a science geek.
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and I can’t spell…obvi not a grammer geek…
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Kali –
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An anatomy teacher?! Really?! I love your mom! (Don’t worry Mom, you’re still my favorite Mom) – My mom reads this haha!
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Um, do you want me to send you $2?
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no…just the fact that I actually remembered it is good enough. My mom doesn’t read mine…thank GOD! I’ve told her that I have it…she reads a friend of mines but she knows not to read mine…TMI for her if she does!
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Kali -
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Okay, well, I guess nobody gets $2 since you’ve already answered it. Woo I can get another muffin!
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My mom is pretty cool about my blog. Then again I don’t put anything on here that I wouldn’t tell her anyway. She could probably do without all of my drooling over gadgets though
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I heart you train of thought, and also, Egg McMuffins.
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I love anatomy too, but it’s been a while since I took a class. Very interesting topic. When I cut my hand open at work–by accident!–when I calmed down and realized I didn’t hit a major artery or anything I was fine. I could see the tends in my hand. It was amazing! My mom almost passed out
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At Panera Bread here in town they make JUST the muffin tops–I think they call them Muffles or Muffies or something like that.
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“Why is the top of the muffin the best part?”
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That’s where the muffin-elves put the most sugar.
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Let’s break it down: sternocleidomastoid
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Sterno – the thing you use to heat food at a buffet
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cleido – an 80′s disco
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mast – the pointy thing on a ship
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oid – to have said, “oy” in the past
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Obviously, it’s the part of the body that hurts when you’re eating buffet on a party ship.
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Noelle -
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You win the most creative answer award!
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i totally want to work for Google too! but I want to do their PR. also, the muffin tops are totally the best part. it’s where the flavor explodes and separates itself from the rest of the muffin.
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If you’re all about Google hiring you, then start reading this blog: http://www.rachelleb.com/. She lives in Chicago and works for Google. Might be a good inside connection to make.
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Ashley –
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We could be Google buddies.
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Nilsa -
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Woo! Thank you!
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I’ll second the hair choice. I’m a natural blonde, but I’ve kept it a dark chocolate-y brown for the winter and I love it.
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I will be right here waiting! I love your geek posts and am still working on the Flicka bag.
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I agree, muffin tops are the best! Did you see that episode of Seinfeld about the muffin tops?
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B2G –
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I heart you for hearting my thoughts & egg mcmuffins.
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Curlesue -
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I like “muffies!”
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Struggling Writer –
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That explains so much!
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Gretch-a-sketch –
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I’m feeling the dark brown more than the auburn.
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Vanessa -
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You’re the reason I geek blog so much. Okay that’s not entirely true, I tend to feed my own needs. But! I do appreciate that you enjoy them so much. Apologize to your boyfriend again for me. I’m not stopping! No I haven’t seen that Seinfeld!
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i know quite a few people at google….
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Erin -
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Well feel free to pass on my list of reasons why they should hire me
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I’d move to work at Google!
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And yeah, SO is not so happy with you. Oh well!
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Vanessa –
I’m giving him GREAT birthday and X-mas gift ideas!
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The SO will warm up to me
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muffins!
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That is all.
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I went to Panera for lunch today in search of muffin tops, they had one left, chocolate chip. BLECH! It looked all dried out.
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So, was it bacon?
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Cheryl -
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I never found out
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