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- Very bad news: Crocs create cell phone cases. Because the shoes aren’t bad enough.
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- I just can’t believe it: Dexter will be getting it’s own video game. What will the concept be? Will it suck? I want to be excited but I’m nervous. Don’t ruin Dexter for me folks. Oh, and hello to everyone who is searching for Dexter and finding me!
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- This would scare me when I walked into my bathroom at night. Hell, even when I’m in the shower I’d get startled - obviously forgetting it was there when I walked in.
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- Oh how happy am I?! A keyboard that doubles as an organizer!
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**If I have to listen to “Teardrops On My Guitar” one more time, I’m going to scream**
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- Silly theories: Get robbed a lot? Blame your iPod. Maybe.
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- Idiots: In order to prevent waxters (thats people who walk and text at the same time) from walking right into a pole, Britain has padded their street lights.
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P.S. Oh, and uh, I got into UIC. (This will probably show up on the next 34789 blog entries.)
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P.P.S. What the eff is going on with the font size here? I’m too lazy to fix it.
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I don’t even want to know what the concept might be for that Dexter videogame.
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::shudders at thought::
By Deutlich on 03.06.08 3:30 pm | Permalink
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I hope it’s not “walk around, kill people, don’t get caught.” Great show. Stupid game.
By freeandflawed on 03.06.08 3:32 pm | Permalink
I love the dog humping USB stick. And now that you put it up there, I really want a Flicka bag too!
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(message from the S.O.: “Please stop doing these posts, she wants EVERYTHING you put up here and she doesn’t NEED a new lap top bag, I just bought her one!”)
By Vanessa on 03.06.08 4:45 pm | Permalink
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Aren’t those bags gorgeous?! They’re just in time for spring!
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Vanessa’s S.O. - I can’t. I’m sorry. And one can never have too many bags. Seriously, check my closet for proof
By freeandflawed on 03.06.08 4:47 pm | Permalink
congratulations!!! it seems to be acceptance letter week around the country as my sister just got hers yesterday.
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i LOVE those mugs. it’s a shame i don’t have a real desk to put one on. haha.
By shanti on 03.06.08 5:20 pm | Permalink
Haha, I love the humping dog USB hookups. And I kind of want that mug, just because I’m easily amused.
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And congrats!
By katelin on 03.06.08 5:48 pm | Permalink
I am THRILLED for you about UIC. Let the cadavers rain down.
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By the way, that last sentence is creepy for the rest of us but I’m super psyched for you:)
By ToKisstheCook on 03.06.08 8:49 pm | Permalink
Shanti -
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Congrats to your sister! The mugs are kinda cute
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Katelin -
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Thank you!
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TKTC -
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Much thanks!
By freeandflawed on 03.06.08 10:08 pm | Permalink
WHAT WHAT WHAT? SO SO BITTER!
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Bears bring back Booker, decline to re-sign Ayanbadejo
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Associated Press
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. — The Chicago Bears signed free agent wide receiver Marty Booker on Tuesday for a second stint with the club in an effort to help replenish a depleted receiving corps.
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Marty Booker, WR
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2007 Statistics
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Rec: 50
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Yards: 556
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Avg.: 11.1
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TD: 1Booker, who was the Miami Dolphins’ leading receiver last season, signed a two-year deal with Chicago. Financial terms were not disclosed.
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The Bears had already lost their top two leading wide receivers since the start of free agency. Bernard Berrian signed a six-year, $42 million free agent contract with the the Minnesota Vikings last week. The Bears also cut veteran wide receiver Muhsin Muhammad with three years left on his contract.
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The Bears also announced the team has decided not to re-sign Pro Bowl special teams free agent, Brendon Ayanbadejo. The team’s contract offer to Ayanbadejo has been pulled.
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Ayanbadejo had said during the 2007 regular season that he wanted a deal that would make him the highest-paid special teams player in the league.
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Booker, a 1999 third-round pick by the Bears out of Louisiana-Monroe, had 50 catches for 556 yards last season.
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He is fifth in Bears history in catches with 315 in five seasons from 1999-2003. He was traded to Miami during the 2004 preseason when the Bears acquired defensive end Adewale Ogunleye.
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Booker’s 3,684 receiving yards are sixth in Bears history, while he ranks ninth in franchise history in touchdown catches with 23.
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Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press
By jill on 03.06.08 10:41 pm | Permalink
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Yeah…I’m not really sure how I feel about this. I know how I feel about them trading Griese though. Goooooooooood!
By freeandflawed on 03.07.08 8:56 am | Permalink
I like the humping dog, much better than the padded pole. There shouldn’t even be a name for walking while texting, let alone a “solution” for it.
By Noelle on 03.07.08 10:53 am | Permalink
do you think that the croc cell phone cases will get all scummy and stink like shoes do? I do.
By apollocreed on 03.07.08 11:18 am | Permalink
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I don’t think the word really exists for walking while texting. I just made that up - at least I hope I did!
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Apollocreed -
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Ew. I hope nobody even uses these.
By freeandflawed on 03.07.08 11:23 am | Permalink
reason #324 why i love you blog. you list all sorts of fun site for me to look at!
By alexa on 03.07.08 12:24 pm | Permalink
Alexa
Glad you enjoy it!
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By freeandflawed on 03.07.08 5:13 pm | Permalink
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