Susie over at Everyone Loves a Boston Girl told her readers to take this quiz. I did. My dating persona is the Maid of Honor. That’s classified as a Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM). Um…what does that mean? I’m the master of being gentle on purpose? Okay.
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Charismatic, affectionate and terrific in relationships. I’m freaking awesome! I’m what they call a “perfect catch.” (If I’m so perfect why is the boyfriend leaving for Iceland?! – Okay, that was uncalled for. Strike that from the record please.) They recommend I date the Gentleman. He’s classic, even-keeled and a considerate lover. Yeah, well I don’t see that prince charming riding up on his white steed anytime soon OkCupid. I’d like to keep my broken, video-game playing, bald-headed boyfriend please. Kay? Thanks.
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What are those hands trying to do? Are they trying to choke her? Sure looks like it. Don’t pursue me if you plan on strangling me.
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One question was: Out of no where, you get offered your dream job – but you’ll have to move to take it. Unfortunately, your significant other can’t go with you. Do you…
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A. Stay, because love comes first
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B. Go, career is more important now
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Oh come on!
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that test just told me i was a genghis khunt aka slut. but i’m reformed! haha. maybe i should retake it.
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Shanti -
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Hahaha! Re-do!
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Ok the test just said that I am “A Playstation” and that basically I just like to have sex all the time. Of course, who doesn’t?
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Dutchess -
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A Playstation? Good point though! You’d think they could come up with a better name for that!
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jenn, i’m genghis khunt and the window shopper. so, tramp or girl who is known to have intense crushes and put all her eggs in one basket. it also warned me to stay away from artists. toooo bad the one guy i like, genuinely like, right now is one. crap. they’ve got me all figured out.
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Shanti –
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It’s funny how these silly online quizzes can really get to us!
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I’m a sonnet – much like you – a good girl.
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I’m the maid of honor too. I felt a bit guilty answering the job question and a few others. I guess that’s in step with being the maid of honor?
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I got maid of honor too. We are perfect. Obviously!
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Jamie -
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Without a doubt
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Modern Gal -
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That job one was hard!
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LMAO! Those do look like rather vicious hands! I wouldn’t want them coming towards me like that!
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Those hands are my boyfriend about to wring my neck when he realizes I’d leave him behind for a really awesome job.
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Modern Gal -
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I won’t tell him
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