Sucks To Be You

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Just when you thought people couldn’t get any dumber, this man renews your faith in people’s idiocy.
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An Idaho man believed he bore the mark of the beast and proceeded to cut off his own hand. But wait! There’s more. After cutting off his hand, he then microwaved it. When he didn’t hear popping or smell butter, he notified 911 that his hand was in fact, not popcorn. Okay that part is a lie. But he really did microwave his hand!
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The hand was “somewhat cooked” when the police arrived. Ew.
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As of Saturday it was unknown if the man has a history of mental illness. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.
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Leave an open bottle of alcohol in your car? Feel the wrath of the meanest mom on the planet!
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Jane Hambleton found alcohol in her son’s car. As punishment she decided to sell his car and make it public to everybody by placing this ad:
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“OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don’t love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.”

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Hambleton has said she received more than 70 calls from people congratulating and supporting her. Her son claims the alcohol was left there by a passenger. Anyway, still sucks to be him. Or does it?
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The car has since sold, but Hambleton will run the ad another week…if only for the feedback