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Dear New England Patriots,
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How are you enjoying the weather? Heard you were getting slammed with snow. Enough small talk. I saw that the 2008 NFL Draft Order was released today. Feeling pretty good about that number 7 spot aren’t you? You’re 16-0 in case you didn’t know. I don’t really think that warrants a number 7 spot. As you can see the 7-9 Bears got the 14th spot. A team who is obviously in much need of repair. But yeah, it makes much more sense for you guys to pick before them.
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I get it. If I were involved in Spygate 2007, I’d want to prove to everyone that we’re a good team minus the cheating. I’m not bashing your season. Though I could have done with more exciting games where you weren’t leading by 2-3 touchdowns in the first 14 minutes of the game. Still, congrats. I’m saying that out of guilt mostly.
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I’ve supported and cheered you along this whole season. And to be honest, I need some space. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m just not stable enough handle this right now. First you play a perfect season, you get a shot in the playoffs and an almost inevitable Super Bowl win. My loyalty is elsewhere and I think it’s time I turn in my honorary Pats fan card. I just need a break to think things through a bit and see where I want this relationship to go, okay?
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Sincerely,
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Bitter Bears Fan
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P.S. Tom Brady isn’t as sexy as he thinks he is.










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