Dear Starbucks,

I’m writing to suggest that your individual Starbucks Coffee Frappuccino coffee drinks be bigger. Your lowfat creamy blend of Starbucks coffee and milk does my mind good. However, I am noticing that at 9.5 ounces, it just isn’t enough. And since these bad boys cost a hefty penny, I refuse to buy two. Sometimes I get the four pack at the grocery store, but I still pay around $6 for all four. I’d hate to drink one after another and then have the tasty drink run out even quicker.

I get that it’s a ploy by your company to have the consumer purchase more. Keep the bottles small, drink more, bottles are gone faster, must buy more. I get it. But I don’t like it. I’d be more inclined to purchase the heaven that’s in the bottle more often if it didn’t cost me a crap load of money.

So with that said, let’s make these bottles bigger. I’d drink more, thus leaving me much more productive and perkier. And honestly, who doesn’t love a perky Jenn? (I swear if someone so much as mentions boobs I’ll e-punch you). The bigger sized bottle will also benefit my body. Without enough caffeine I’m forced to fall asleep in awkward positions at the office or at school. It hurts.

This can also benefit you though. If you increase the size, I’ll walk the extra half of a block to Starbucks instead of stopping at Dunkin Donuts for one of their coffees. They’re not as good, but they’re bigger. And sometimes Starbucks…bigger is better. Especially when it includes caffeine. You want my money? Give me my caffeine!

Sincerely,
Falling Asleep On the Job in Chicago

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