Spoiler Alert - If you haven’t seen the finales for Ugly Betty or Scrubs, you probably don’t want to read this.

Did anybody else watch the Ugly Betty season finale last night? Oh my god. What else could they have possibly thrown into that show?! There were more twists in that episode than there will be in the new Chicago Spire Skyscraper!

Betty and Henry finally pledged their love to one another, but wait! Henry’s ex-girlfriend Charlie came back and announced she’s pregnant (though rumored now to be the child of Betty’s dentist). Henry gets on a plane with Charlie not knowing this and Betty has to stop him.

Wilhelmina Slater finally suckerd Bradford Meade into divorcing his imprisoned wife and marrying her. Meanwhile, Claire, Bradford’s wife, holds a guard at gun point and has now escaped prison in order to save her marriage.

Santos, the fiance of Betty’s sister and father of Betty’s nephew Justin, was shot in a hold-up. His condition remains unknown but the scene leading to the end credits was that of Betty and Hilda (her sister) crying uncontrollably during Justin’s play.

Amanda and Christina found Fay’s “love dungeon,” got locked in, got tipsy and stumbled upon a safe which contained Amanda’s birth certificate stating she was the daughter of Fay Summers.And finally, Alexis Meade hired a hitman to kill her father. But after her brother Daniel stumbled into her office all drugged up, she took her father’s car to the hospital to help Daniel. Unfortunately, the hit man slashed the brake line and the car crashed. The bodies of Alexis and Daniel remain in the car, bloody and not moving.

Did I miss anyone? Oh, Betty’s father is still in Mexico because he visa was denied. Did anybody catch last week’s ending where that waiter in Mexico made that suspicious phone call alerting somebody that he was back in town and now they can have their revenge? I do. I’m not a fan of that!

I cannot wait until next season. I hate cliffhangers!

As for Scrubs…not quite as suspenseful as Ugly Betty, but they did manage to leave us with a sexy cliffhanger at the end.

J.D. and Elliot lie to their significant others and crash in the on-call room to think about their current situation. Elliot is marrying Dr. Cutie Pie in a week and J.D.’s ex-girlfriend who lied to him about not being pregnant showed up pregnant and is now living with him.

The two of them are unsure about committing to other people or to each other. The camera fades away as they grasp each other’s hands and appear as if they are getting ready to kiss.Unfortunately next season is rumored to be Scrubs’ final season. Hopefully J.D. and Elliot will figure it all out by then.

See, I told you Scrubs was less exciting than Ugly Betty. I honestly don’t watch much other TV so if you’re looking for other season finale spoilers, I got none!