The Chicago Red Eye was kind enough to provide its readers with nine links you don’t want to miss. Since I’m so fantabulous, I thought I’d share these with all you non-Chicagoans.
1. Will Ferrel’s latest homemade video. It’s certainly not The Landlord, which was released all over the internet some time last month. But it does have a port-o-potty and a pool table.
2. Lost producers talk about the last three seasons. Still feeling Lost about Lost? Well I don’t think this link will help you out of the hole the show has so kindly put us in, but it does talk about the future of Lost as well as leave you with a cryptic feeling. Even the producers make me lost.
3. Bye Bye Bob Barker. The 83-year-old Barker will tape his last episode of “The Price Is Right” the first week of June. People are being asked to make a 15-second farewell greetings on YouTube for possible broadcast.
4. Schilling calls Bonds an admitted cheater, Giants announcer calls Schilling an idiot What could I say about this? I don’t care about baseball or steroids.
5. Carlos Mencia steals a Bill Cosby joke Proof that Mencia is really a thief. A joke-thief. I didn’t find the joke all that funny the first time, it certainly didn’t get any better the second time.
6. Feud between Rogan and Mencia ensues. Apparently fear is not a factor for Rogan. Rogan goes on a radio station to tell people how Mencia steals jokes. However, the DJ then bans Mencia because he finds out a joke he told on the show while advertising for one of his own, was stolen. Silly boys.
7. Really horrible first-date ideas. Shooting rats at the dump is not my idea of a good time.
8. Natalie Portman wants to broadcast her life. The Star Wars star is proposing a continuous feed of her work and personal life. Personally, I think she should stick to making movies. Celebrities who start their own reality shows seem to drop off the face of the earth a year after it airs. Does anybody hear about the Osbournes as much as we did 5 years ago? And look what happened to Nick and Jessica after The Newlyweds. Stick to the big screen! Save yourself!
9. O.J., what are you doing here O.J. Simpson was asked to leave a restaurant in Louisville because the owner didn’t like him. O.J. left quietly and the restaurant applauded the owner and sent around 100 positive emails supporting him. Now, O.J.’s attorney is contemplating suing Jeff Ruby, the owner of the restaurant. Drama, drama, drama. The last thing O.J. needs is to be back in court.
So there you have it. The nine links you couldn’t possibly live without today. If you were having a bad day, guess who just saved it? Me. If you were already having a great day…well I only helped 
